Make sure your straight on bus ramps
After I come home after a huge, long stay in the Royal National Orthopaedic hospital Stanmore
I had then a manual chair, so this day my wife said, let's do the shopping.
So off to Tesco we went, planning to get a bus back.
On the bus with shopping on my lap, we got to our stop, the bus driver put down the ramp. Silly clogs here started going down .. but why did I try to short cut getting off .. I went over the side .. shopping flew everywhere. I was on my back, wondering where the hell my chair was. "God where is it?", then my wife asked me "what's up?".
She replied so sweetly, look above, your legs are wrapped around it!!
There it was in mid air, with my legs right up in the air, then it dawned on me where is the shopping?
But one woman kept screaming like a world war air siren 'God he is dead I tell you' I asked where is the melon, plus where is my cap? As another wail went up I bellowed, "shut up you silly woman".
Finally with the aid of the bus driver and my wife, the chair and legs were untangled, shopping repacked and my Navy cap placed on my head.
Life is great at times